Haha props for Oscar Wilde. Easily enough... Internet (well, I suppose it's not THAT unnecessary). And... my iPod. I'm married to that thing. More than I ought to be. It really helps when you're on a stupid bus in the morning with crazy kids who DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP IN THE MORNING!

I have to finish reading this boring book... Only 1 more page! Argh. And I have to start King Lear. Ugh. Yay. Fun.

Why can't we read The Picture of Dorian Gray in AP English!?